Up at 5 a.m.

Our two sale events on Friday put a big dent on our cookie stock. To replenish it, my wife baked 3 more dozen cookies after we got home last night. She finished around 10 p.m. and immediately hit the sack and went comatose.

Seeing her work so hard shamed me into trying to work hard myself. I didn't want to be called a lazy husband or be left behind by my wife for a more hard working man.

So, I got up at 5 a.m. and began packaging the cookies. I hope my wife will see my efforts when she wakes up and decides to keep me for another day.

P.S. I go to sleep with that hat, so don't ask me why I have it on so early.